Making Fun of Michigan's Head Football Coach

It is well known among my circle of friends that I am an Ohio State fan. It is my legacy, passed down from my grandfather to my father and now to me (and now I find myself trying to pass it on to my girlfriend). There is a lot of fun to be had at the Ohio State football program's expense right now, and one of my best friends, Mike, loves to talk crap at me about it.

To raise his ire, and to try to cap some of the inexhaustible, unxplainable enthusiasm he has for his team's new football coach, Brady Hoke, I made fun of Coach Hoke for what I am sure will not be the last time. The point of these cartoons was to poke fun of the fact that when I do a Google image search for Brady Hoke, a good portion of the pictures that come up make Brady Hoke look like he is trying to inhale whichever opponent his team is playing. He purses his lips, expands his diaphragm, and sucks. And boy does he suck hard. So, enjoy the following pictures. I'm sure there will be more to come.

To all of those not interested in the sports drivel Mike and I will be slinging back and forth until November, I apologize. I try to wrangle him back in to the guy's-only e-mail so we don't embarrass ourselves in front of the ladies. I have just one last thing to say about Mike's poo-poo on the group e-mail....

I would feel more intimidated by Michigan's trending if their coach, Brady Hoke, had fewer pictures of himself on Google Image Search that looked like he was an evil version on Nintendo's Kirby. Seriously, there are too many pictures that look like he is furiously trying to inhale whatever opponent he is playing against.

I will leave it at that. That, and these pictures.

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And for no other good reason, here's a goat licking an electric fence.