Monday, July 19, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Aquaman Releases Profanity-Laced Response to BP

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Atlantis (CNN) – With midterm elections less than four months away, Republican mouthpieces are quick to defend their position as the party of "no" and point fingers at the reckless spending of Democrats. Democrats are quick to defend their spending, the slow swell of the economy, and their responsiveness to replacing generals in Iraq. Both sides are doing a fantastic job pointing fingers at this president and/or the last president in regards to who is responsible for the oversight of BP and the MMS.


In the midst of these squabbles, King of Atlantis, Arthur Curry (a.k.a. Aquaman) had this to say to reporters early Monday morning:

"You #$%*!#$% #%^*@#$ idiots! Stop !@#$% and fix this!"

Aquaman's official press agent was not immediately available for comment. Representatives from the Justice League have been surprisingly quiet on the matter until Aquaman's outburst this morning.

Namor has not been available for comment.


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